Golden Pickaxe (Slightly Used)

$1,000.00
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Last year FUBARPAC destroyed a Tesla to protest the influence of Elon Musk and DOGE. Even Philly Elmo joined in the action. 

Own an iconic piece of the chaos, our golden pickaxe, which was wielded by a mob of angry Philadelphians to protest the incompetent assholes who defunded USAID. 

"Golden Pickaxe" (Not Real Gold) Slightly Used, Heavy AF. 

Purchase is a donation to FUBAR PAC.

Orders ship within 10 days for free! 

Drop Forged in Japan, Dropped on a Tesla in Philadelphia.